Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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