Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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why does column have a letter n?

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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