Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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i lost the game

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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