Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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