How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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