Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did the car do? CRASH!

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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