- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Knock knock Come in

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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