- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's up brah brah

Your mom is so fat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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