- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Where do you live? In a house

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Top Gear USA

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

shut up iggy

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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