- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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