- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

gabbi nunez ;)

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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