What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Dylan is gay

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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