Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Romans rights.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Where's my baby??

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Samraj.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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AIDS

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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