Im cute hehehee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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PSN IS UP

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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