Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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