- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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