Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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A whale's vagina

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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The person below me is weird.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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