- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Your mom is so fat...

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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