Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Woman's rights

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What's 9+10? 19

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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