What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

josh roberts got the d in geog

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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