- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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