Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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