What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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