What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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