A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I'm hungry.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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