Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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