Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Anti Joke

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