why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Dont look at me.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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