Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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