- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

why did the man die? he was shot

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What happened to your hamster? It died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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