- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Black people

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the man without a tongue say...

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Neither does he.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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