Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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girls basketball

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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A women in the kitchen.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Grammer is very important

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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