- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Trashcan!

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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