What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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