why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

so... how about that airplane food

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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