Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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I ponder

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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