A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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women's rights

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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