Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Get in the car.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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I would rape her

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knock knock

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a man said hi.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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