Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Woman's rights

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What's 9+10? 19

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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