What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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