- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Two guys walk into a bar.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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