- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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