What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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WNBA

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats one plus one penis

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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