- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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