Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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