Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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