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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

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