What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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