Priority parking for hybrid cars

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

bees knees

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

why is john so fat years of over eating

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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