- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

The Christian Bible.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Mormons having fun.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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