- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Jews

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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