Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

wanna hear a joke? no.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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