- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

PSN IS UP

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

WNBA

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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