What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Women's rights.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Hi what I lug you

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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