What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Anti Joke

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