A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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