- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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