There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dylan is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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