Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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