- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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