- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

so... how about that airplane food

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

fava beans

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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