- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's 9+10? 19

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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