How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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women's rights

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Illumati Confirmed

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Anti Joke

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