- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Wats rong with yo leg.....

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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