Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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