What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Women.

Justin Bieber.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

josh roberts got the d in geog

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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