why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Anti Joke

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