- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

My name is Harry.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

try slamming a revolving door

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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