What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock knock. Racism.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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