What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

knock knock. come in.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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