- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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