- Anti Joke

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

you are a åsshole :)

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.