The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Do you believe this will change?

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did I do last night?work

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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