the WNBA

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Justin's hair

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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