- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

matty russel are you on here

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Justin Bieber got laid

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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