- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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