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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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