the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Your momma so fat, she's fat

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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women's rights

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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