- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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